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Are you old enough to legally drink alcohol?

Got a ship that needs sponsoring?

Or a mate with a ship that needs sponsoring?
Or just a mate that wears stripey shirts and boat shoes all the time (we may consider sponsorsing them too!?).

Ready to join the fleet?

Register below and we may quite possibly maybe sponsor the floaty vessel in question!

THE BROOKVALE UNION WE SPONSOR SHIPS SPONSOR-SHIP APPLICATION FORM

  • 1. GIVEN NAME:
  • 2. DAD’S MAIDEN NAME:
  • 3. AGE IN JASON DONAVON YEARS (OLDER THAN 18):
  • 4. EMAIL ADDRESS
  • 5. COORDINATES FOR PLACE MOST SPENT (or postal address)
  • 6. NUMBER OF WOODEN LEGS:
    NAME OF SHIP:
  • 7. TYPE OF SHIP: TUGTINNYLIFEBOATLOVEBOATTANKERTRAWLERCRUISE SHIPFRIENDSHIPBATTLESHIPSTEALTH BATTLESHIPVIKING BATTLESHIPSTEALTH VIKING BATTLESHIPOTHER
  • 8. BELLY BUTTON TYPE: INNYOUTTY
  • 9. FAVOURITE JAWS SEQUEL: JAWS 2JAWS 3DEEP BLUE SEAA SHARK’S TALE
  • 10. WHICH FISH IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL?
  • 11. COLOUR OF CURRENT LEFT SOCK
  • 12. PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA: HELL YEAHF*#K NO
  • 13. HOW MANY PET PARROTS IS TOO MANY PET PARROTS?
  • 14. WHOSE HAIR WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: A. CHUCK NORRIS IN MISSING IN ACTIONor B. PATRICK SWAYZE IN ROADHOUSE?
  • 15. SHOULD MERMAIDS OR MERMEN BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? YESNOONLY EVERY THIRD LEAP YEAR

TO SUBMIT THIS FORM PRESS PRINT, ROLL IT UP, PLACE INSIDE AN EMPTY BROOKVALE UNION BOTTLE, SET BOTTLE FREE ON A BODY OF WATER, WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION OF RECEIPT VIA RETURN BOTTLE (APPROX. REPLY TIME 17-29 YEARS)

You’ve now officially registered your interest to join the exclusive fleet of Brookvale Union Sponsored Ships.

This sponsor-ship isn’t for the fainthearted. Be aware we may well in fact call on you and your floaty vessel to join us in our fight to take down Daenerys and her dragons.

Once deemed a Sponsor-Ship, you can never return to being a normal type of ship. But in return for your loyal commitment you’ll receive an epic Sponsor-Ship pack which our crew will mail out to the coordinates listed for place most spent (your postal address).

Long live the king!